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when walking down the hallway at school
me:
get the fuck out of my way
me:
move bitch
me:
i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me:
oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me:
what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me:
this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me:
step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option
(Source: tupacabra, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
dear god this is fantastic
and this is why I love tumblr
(Source: sassylesbianluka, via st4yunbr0ken)
12th graders:
ew 11th graders
11th graders:
ew 10th graders
10th graders:
ew 9th graders
9th graders:
ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers:
ew elementary kids
elementary kids:
ew babies
babies:
ew fetus
fetus:
ew wait how am i talking
